what-oh

What you say in response to someone who has just said 'uh-oh'. It begs the person to explain the situation. Rhymes with 'uh-oh'. Pronounced 'whuh-oh'.

Toddler: "Uh-oh!"
Father: "What-oh?"
Mother: "She just threw your watch in the toilet, that's what-oh."

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what? oh, umm...yeah...sure.

what you say when you werent listening to or dont understand or dont know how to answer the question asked OR when the answer is complicated and you dont feel like explaining it or when you have no straight-foward answer.

1) Wife: "Honey, what do you want for dinner?"
Husband: "what? oh, umm...yeah...sure."

2) 6th grader: "Dad, if 3 Xes equal 9 Zs, then how many Xs equal 1 Y?"
Dad: "what? oh, umm...yeah...sure."

3) Girlfriend: "Aren't these shoes just perfect?"
Boyfriend: "what? oh, umm...yeah...sure."

4) Obama supporter: "Did you vote for Obama? Why or why not?"
Mcain supporter: "what? oh, umm...yeah...sure."

5) Gay person: "What is your position on gay marrige?"
Straight person with gay family: "what? oh, umm...yeah...sure."

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Oh, What?!

A ridiculous catchphrase employed by kids who lack the intelligence to respond in a socially sound manner. Often accompanied by an equally annoying hand gesture, similar to the convulsions of a fetal alcohol syndrome victim. (A connection to which the performer is generally oblivious.)

The phrase is generally ejaculated in response to surprising, extreme, or hilarious news.

"Hey man, I was on my way over and two hot chicks threw apples at my car and I crashed into a tree. Then the hot chicks dragged me out of the car, ripped off my pants and gave me a blowjob in tandem."

"Oh, WHAT?!!"

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Oh, What's Occurin?

A phrase used to ask "what's up?", "what's going on?", "What're you up to?" or "What you doing?".

Derived from the character Nessa on hit TV series "Gavin and Stacey". Made famous by radio DJ Scott Mills (unkown-present) with the "Oh What's Occurin? Game".

Scott (to chappers): "Oh, what's occurin?"
Chappers: "Just reading some sport."

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oh what now

1.) Something to say after you insult someone.
2.) Something you say after you've been insulted by that jackass in your other classes, etc. and then you just said something really mean and nasty to them.

1.) Dude 1: You're a #@$$@$^%@$%@$!#% $^$@@!!! Oh what now!?
Dude 2: ....

2.)Dude 1: *says nasty comment*
Dude 2: *says even NASTIER comment* Oh what now, bitch?!?!?!? HUH?!?!?

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oh what larks

when something hilarious happens and its so funny you have to point out the hilarity of the situation.
Dull people may use the phrase 'oh what fun', but we all know 'oh what larks' is better.

friend walks into the door,
somone kind and sympathetic: "oh what larks"

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oh what now

1.something to say after being insulted/insulting someone
2.something to yell out randomly
3.something to say when you don't understand something. Usually follows "your face" and "your mom".

(1)
Dude 1: (to innocent bystander) Your MOM!
Dude 2: Oh, WHAT NOW!!!
(2)
Dude 1: I saw your mom at Wally World shopping for your birthday present!
Dude 2: Oh, WHAT NOW!!!
(3)
Dude 1: Yeah, your face is so gay it takes 3 trucks!!
Dude 2: Oh, WHAT NOW...!

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