Wheathave

A type of rash that forms when the sprite of Winter, Jack Frost, deliberately gives gluten products to gluten-free Snowmen.

Symptoms Include: melting into a lukewarm puddle of Christmas Joy.

“Strap in folks, it looks like we’re gonna have a Heatwave!” - Jack Frost

“A Wheathave?!” - Frosty the Snowman

“That’s right, a Heatwave!” - Jack Frost