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The act of whistling while taking a shit. Usually used to calm ones-self after eating too much Chipotle. Can also be used to freak out man in stall next to you.
Man: *whistle* whistle* oh god damn it Chipotle! *SHART!* *whistle*.... ahhh much better!
Usher: God Damn! that's the best Whistle Shitting I've ever heard! Yo wanna contract?!
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When the diarrhea shoots out of you so fast that your asshole makes a whistling sound.
I had some bad clams and they gave me the whistling shits.
The Dixie whistling shit hole is any area in the south that is home to entirely of redneck,racist and people from certain areas of the South
Person one: man I hate the South
Person too man it's a Dixie whistling shit hole down there what else do you expect
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A type of small, handheld flute made of dried and aged fecal matter.
"What do you mean he doesn't want to hang out with us?! Tell him he can go suck a Shit Whistle!"
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Any type of low-quality, whistle tipped cigars; most notably of the Black and Mild variety. Often smoked by frat boys and teenagers in an attempt to look classy.
Person A: Dude, I'm bored and we've got no ganja.
Person B: Wanna go to Giant Eagle and pickup some shit whistles to look like douchebags?
Person A: Sure, why the hell not?
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A type of muffler that is mainly found on rice burners(toyota, nissan, etc.) that lets out a low-pitched hum to make the car sound like it has some power.
Dumbass: Dude! that supra sounds awesome! I bet that thing could tear it up on the quarter mile!
Smart person: No, that's just a shit whistle. The car will probably pull about a 15 sec. 1/4 mile.
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A particularly tight non-violated ass-hole. Lets off a high pitched whistle when air is force out under pressure.
I blew your mum up the shit whistle last night!
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