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Commonly regarded as the most unlikey of all lighter colors.
Used a white lighter broke a sweet ass pipe.
Used a white lighter lost my favorite chill'em.
Used a white lighter got caught on a roady.
Used a white lighter my fuckin car broke down.
Next day my truck broke down.
Used a white lighter i dropped my fone in a puddle.
Used a white lighter i lost 2 bags.
THIS SHIT ALL ACTUALLY HAPPENED TO ME AND MY FRIENDS, JUST AS EXAMPLES, IT'S A FACT. FEAR WHITE FUCKIN' LIGHTERS
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WARNING: BAD LUCK!!!!! DON'T USE!!! Causes everything to break, most commonly and importantly your piece. :(
We smoked a bowl carelessly using a white lighter and Emily knocked the pipe on the ground where it exploded. And everyone was like, "WHITE LIGHTER DUDE OMG" and then Marina's necklace broke. And then her car.
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A white disposable lighter, generally Bic brand, that was either white at purchase or had the plastic wrapper removed.
Generally suspected of causing bad luck by superstitious morons who don't understand that they got in trouble because they smoked pot, not because they used a white lighter to smoke pot.
Stoner without any semblance of logic: "Dude, I hit a bowl with a white lighter and then I got pulled over."
Smart stoner: "Were you smoking while you were driving?"
SWASOL: "Yeah man, I lit up at the traffic light outside the police station."
SS: "..."
SWASOL: "I know, right? White lighters, man. Bad news."
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A BIC brand lighter that is completely white.
A white lighter is a bad omen, which must be immediately removed and destroyed to balance karma.
All three performers Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, and Marlyn Monroe died at the age of 27 with white lighters on them, they were all also left handed.
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Someone who is unlucky and unlucky to be around
This person is the white lighter (T.M.)
1)Dui
2)Evading arrest
3)Running into a stop sign
4)Caught shoplifting beer
5)Got MIP while riding in a friends car (thats his second)
6)Domestic Violence
Ironically he maintains 3.8GPA and isn't a bad kid and still gets girls
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A white lighter is a magical being in the show Charmed that aired from 1998 to 2006. A white-lighter is a guardian angel for witches and future white-lighters. They used to be special mortals who did great and brave things during life. Their job is to guide witches they are assigned to and protect them, also have them prepared for attacks. They also watch over people who will become white-lighters once their life is over, he has to ensure they die on their at their time or they won't become white-lighters. Most times their assigned witches who are still in infancy, the white-lighter will guard and protect the witch her or his entire life. However White-lighters are not supposed to reveal themselves as white-lighters unless their is urgent need, their witch is supposed to figure it out on her/his own. In the meantime the White-light pose as a friend, teacher, boss, service guy (like handy man, plumber) or if their witch is young and has lost their parents the white lighter may pose as their foster parent.
"Where has that white-lighter gone?"
"Are you my white-lighter?"
Then the white-lighter moved on to his next witch knowing he had done his job.
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a term describing a follower of a religion, philosophy, or spirituality that preaches things like denial of one's instincts and abstinence from worldly pleasures in order to attain some vaguely defined goal like "salvation" or "enlightenment"(e.g. Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, and some, but not all, forms of Judaism).
The term is mostly used by Satanists or other (non)spiritualists who believe in indulgence of the flesh. It may be used as an outright insult, a smug dismissal, etc.
"Did you hear? The Dalai Lama is doing a booksigning!"
"Meh. That's white-lighter stuff. Not my thing, man."
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