Whoracle

In Flames' November 18, 1997 concept album describing the future of Earth. It combines pulsing, rhythmic guitar with meandering melodic passages. This is overlaid by a heavy vocal track.

I just picked up Whoracle from the music store, and tracks 1-11 are amazing!

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Whoracle

A female who has endured many sexual activities, that she has now gained the ability to predict a mans penis size, before ever seeing it.

At a bar
Man: You look very nice this evening.
Whoracle: Your penis does not meet my minimum requirements, 5 inches mushroom tip steers to the right.
Man: Your a whoracle!

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whoracle

Someone who has alot of experience in sexual activites, and you go to them for hints, tips, advice about anything sexual.

The Whoracle taught me how to give a wicked blowjob

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Whoracle

Nickname for Oracle, the software company, because EVERY f****** project involving Oracle turns into a goat f*** rodeo and you end up feeding the implementation vendor lots of dollar bills to make it work... like a good whore.

Did you hear? The CFO wants Whoracle to come in and be the ERP. FN Great...