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So he could, if only for a moment, try to escape the traumatic and haunting memories that shaped his tumultuous childhood.
Joseph Stalin: Why chicken cross road? ( Why did the chicken cross the road?)
Adolf Hitler: Sos ve could, ifs only for ze moment, try tooz escape ze traumatic and haunting memories zvaht shaped zhis tumultuous childhood.
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Bro..... If you still use this joke you are probably a super old person+its not even funny anymore
Michael: Hey jack. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Jack:Why?
Michael:To get to the other side
Jack:haha. so funny.
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Often followed by one of many "joke" answers. Told by kids under seven.
Why did the redneck cross the road?
Because he couldn't get the chicken off his dick.
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"Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?" Is a suicide joke. The Chicken crossed the road, to get ran over, and die. "The Other Side," is heaven.
"Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?"
"To get to the other side?"
"To die and go to heaven!"
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a question asked by annoying twats who think theyre funny
annoying twat: why did the chicken cross the road?
other guy: i dont fucking know
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine
There are many types of the joke, such as:
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."
"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."
"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."
"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."
A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:
Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."
Brook: "Spit it out dude."
Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."
Johnathan: ":("