Wicker Chair – Military slang term for practitioners of the Wiccan religion.
Drill SGT – “Soldier! What in the hell are you doing with that damn pentagram ring on?”
Fat chick with dyed red hair - “It’s part of my religion I’m not a devil worshiper or a witch, I worship nature and have both a god and a goddess and blah blah blah I’m so freakin’ unique and special and blah blah blah the three fold law and blah blah blah candles and covens and ….. ”
(45 min later)
Drill SGT - “Right….. so you’re one of those freaking wicker chair people that play Dungeons and Dragons and dance around a fire naked with a bunch of other fat retards while listening to that crappy Celtic music. Carry on.”
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Wicker Chair-Commonly used Visalian slang for something extraordinarily cool.
"Holy shit, that's so Wicker Chair" said Mary as Janice told her about her cow-tipping extravaganza.
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People often jump to a conclusion about something based on what they see in front of them. Said conclusion is usually not based in fact.
(setting- a hotel room in Mackinac Island)
Me: Where is the TV?
My mom: They don't allow TVs on the island.
Me: Yet another application of the wicker chair theorem!