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A funny phrase coined by the Simpsons character Ralph Wiggum.
Usually childish adolesent lines.
A famous band compiled certain Wiggumisms and sung the Ralph Wiggum song
Wiggumism include such greats as:
"I choo choo choose you"
"I broke my wookie"
"My doctor told me my nose wouldn't bleed so much if I kept my finger out of there"
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A situation where the fine line in the middle is of the utmost importance because either extreme has a similar negative consequence. Derived from Cheif Wiggum on the Simpsons who tells his son as he sends Ralph off to summer camp "if you get a nose bleed, you're picking too much....or not enough."
I am in a Wiggum, I need to find the perfect medium or else I will fail.
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The act of having a plumbing destroying bowl movement. The amount of fecal matter is so large that, if solid, will require the use of a poop knife to have any chance of being flushable. However, if the excrement is liquid, it most certainly will over flow the toilet. This act is most often committed at a friend or family member’s home or in a public facility.
Academy Sports Employee: “What did you do to the bathroom?!”
Customer: “Sorry guy, I was taking a Wiggums. You should probably call maintenance about the toilet.”
Paycheck, pay voucher, wage's, pay envelope, payment for working.
When I get paid today.I'm going to the bank after work, and bust my Wiggum! (cash my paycheck)
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A gaggle of bros that act as a wingmen for another bro. Can be found wearing sweet flannels, sick croakies, and most likely carrying their favorite lacrosse spoon at the bar.
"I have trouble sealing the deal by myself so I usually grab my wiggums for support." - Brendan Dunn
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An obese police officer that does a lousy job at protecting the town of Springfield.
Chief Wiggum: "Fat Tony is the cancer, and I am the...what cures cancer?"
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