wiidow

A woman who used to have a husband or partner, but now has an oversized four-year-old who can't drag himself away from the Nintendo Wii.

"Brad hasn't taken me out since he got Mario Galaxy."
"Forget about him Janet. Come party with me and the other wiidows!"

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wiidowed

A person who has had their spouse leave them due to playing too many hours of wii.

Dan: I heard Steve just got wiidowed by his wife.
Steve: That's no surprise, he's always been such a wiitard.

wiidow

noun

a woman who has lost her husband from death by Wii and has not remarried.

1. Stacy's husband had a massive heart attack while playing Wii Bowling and now she's a wiidow.

2. Tanya is now a wiidow after her husband tried repairing their Wii with a fork while it was still plugged in.

3. Jake was shot at the mall while fighting over the last Wii and has left his wife a wiidow.

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Wiidower

Someone who has lost their significant other to Wii games.

Since we got the Wii she no longer pays any attention to me. I spend all my time trolling people on video chat because I am a frustrated Wiidower.