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Wild Deuces

To use a public bathroom without ever being a customer because your colon is about 90 seconds from blowing out. Dropping Wild Deuces usually involves little to no eye contact. At most, the person throwing down will shrug their shoulders evoking a head shake from the employee.

Manager: "Have you seen the guy in the red hat?"

Employee: "Yeah - he dropped Wild Deuces then high-tailed it for the door. When I asked if he needed any help, he just said 'I'm good' without ever making eye contact."

Manager: "Sh*t - again! Wild Deuces again! I'm going to go to his house, drop Wild Deuces, and then just leave without ever saying 'hi' to his wife or anything."

by Arthur Drood February 3, 2016


Wild Deuce Chase

The period of time when you have to take a #2 so badly and are frantically trying to locate the nearest toilet.

After parking his car illegally in the handicapped spot, Dan clenched as hard as he could on his wild deuce chase to the washroom at the far end of the Wal-Mart Supercenter.

by Raul (comes out at night) December 30, 2010


deuces wild

Diarrhea, liquid feces

I had some Taco Bell for lunch and and later I had some deuces wild.

by Billy Pal January 11, 2009

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Deuces Wild

Is when a guy yells Deuces Wild in front of two other guys, it means that he wants the other two guys to go into a bathroom stall with him and stick their dicks in his anus at the same time and ream him out. He can also signal it with both hands, ie: The guy also makes a shape of a circle/hole with the fingers on one hand and a peace sign on the other hand and rams them into the circle/hole repeatedly.

Hey guys! It's Deuces Wild time! No way dude, we ain't down with that shit!

by Chunkyblue June 27, 2022

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deuces wild

deuces wild is an upcoming bboy(break dancing) crew in southern california. Made up of mostly the 562 area but also some from LA and Arcadia and even texas.

deuces wild is a dope crew

by fudsicles February 10, 2009

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Deuces Wild

The lucky flush you get between clogging the toilet and having to use the plunger

After clogging the toilet with a huge dump, just before using the plunger, I tried my luck with another flush and it was deuces wild!

by Paulkout September 25, 2021