will's mum

MILF who everyone has shagged bandy across the bedroom floor.

I shagged will's mum bandy across the bedroom floor and then she sucked my penis hard and then the end went purple and a big green vein started to stick out of my penis so she licked the daddy juice off the end and caressed her breasts.

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mums

Another way of swearing on your mums life

Person A: 'Hey, did you get with my girl last night?'
Person B: 'Nah you're my mate, that'd be peak'
Person A: 'Say mums'
Person B: 'Mums'
Person A: 'Alright, safe g'

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Mum

The British, Australian, New Zealand and South African equivalent to the American and Canadian Mom.

And all this argument about the correct way to spell it is nonsense. Why would you bother fighting about the right way to spell Mum/Mom, cheque/check or fiord/fjord? It's neither here nor there. And certainly saying it was Mum first isn't going to bring about a nation-wide reform on it's spelling in America, now, is it?

"Sorry, can't come over, my Mum said 'no'."

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mum

A word americans don't know how to spell

Also townies use the phrase 'your mum' as an insult

me: fuck off
Townie: your mum

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mum

A term that equals mom in british.

Ron Weasley: But mum!

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mum

1. A British form of the word 'mom'

2. Means to keep quiet (also British)

1. Did you call your mum yet?

2. Keep mum and we won't get in trouble.

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mum

keeping quiet

"mums the word" "keeping mum"

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