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Vape Lord. Doesn't take any shit. All around an absolute savage. The type of guy you wish you could hang out with but is to cool for you.
"Bro, I'm tryna be the next Will Duncan ya heard?"
He is the vape god of every town and everyone knows a Will Duncan. They are cool and the type of person who you want to hang around.
Man nice vape trick bro you are being a total Will Duncan.
Duncan is the smartest person in the world and is sometimes referred to as God of all Mankind. He is insanely funny with a sharp wit. He is abnormally kind and generous. He also has a massive cock that CRUSHES tons of pussy. The vag that he hasn't gotten to pounding yet, desperately yearns for a Duncaning* (verb present participle). He is seriously bad-ass. All men wish to be him except idiots and retards. It's because all idiots and retards wish they were presidents and superheroes. They don't realize that every president and superhero wish they were Duncan. He's probably the best looking human ever born and has won multiple awards for having the best ass. He won the Nobel Peace Prize for having the best ass. Duncan is very successful and has superhuman strength. If you are a stupid asshole motherfucker and Duncan sees you, you should run forever because he cares about humanity and will kill you for the good of the people.
The square root of awesome = Duncan.
The square root of Duncan = awesome.
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From the historical account of the St. Louis Cardinals outfielder, Chris Duncan, who makes it a habit of having anal sex and then spinning the girl around to ejaculate in her face.
That girl that I hooked up with last night was dirty, so I gave her The Duncan. She used my bath towel to wipe of her face.
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Duncan is the Best Ever. The Duncan is known to go out of his way to Make everyone happy. He likes to say and do cute things often. If you ever catch a Duncan Keep him for life. He is the best you'll ever have. He Makes the best mate & will also make the best Father. He is amazing in every & any way you could ever think of.. Not to Mention he has a bangin' bod. Duncan is the greatest you could ever find so hold on tight. <3
"Duncan = Perfect"
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Unpleasant bowel obstruction resulting from ingesting a meal at the Duncan dining hall at Texas A&M University near the Quad and the Corps of Cadets dorms.
Proper use of 'Duncans, the':
"Oh God Wylie, where's the john."
"What have you got the Duncans, Bumpy?"
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Duncan is the best type in the whole entire world. With outstanding good looks and amazing intelligence ( not to mention an amazing body). Has many desirable qualities such as courage, caring and protective.
Looks out for friends and family ( and pets) and is the coolest guy in the whole world =)
Awwww isn't Duncan the best <3
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