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A drink consisting of:
- 1/4 water
- 1/4 vodka
- 1/4 whiskey
- 1/4 light beer (for body -- bud light preferred)
- splash of gin
- one ice cube
Snowflake asked for a William Taft, and I made him a fucking William Taft.
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A guy who gets stuck in a bathtub ‘cuz he’s too fat
*fat person gets stuck in a bathtub*
Oh they’re such a William Taft.
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The thiccest president of America.
William Howard Taft was thicc.
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It doesn't matter who's involved as long as there are two people. Basically one sits on the other until the second person passes out and then the first has their way with them.
1.) "Uh..... what happened last night?"
"You don't remember? Oh that's right! Cause you've been Tafted!"
2.) "I met this girl the other night, but when we went back to my place, she wasn't....very open about trying new things."
"So what'd you do?"
"I gave her the William Howard Taft"
(high five)
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