Wilters

Large, unattractive women's underwear. A more accurate designation than the more commonly used "Bloomers," given that the sight of a woman wearing these will cause an erection to wilt, not bloom.

I thought she was hot until I caught a glimpse of her wilters.

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willy wilter

An occurence that makes the male reproductive organ become flaccid and unable to serve its purpose.

Person 1: "So I was fapping in the bathroom the other day, when I heard my mom and grandma talk about the bathing suit grandma usually wears during senior water gymnastics. I couldn't get the image out of my mind."
Person 2: "Aw, man, what a willy wilter."

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