WinCo

One of the largest employee-owned stores. All the employees look tired and/or sad. Probably because a bunch of people with no respect come in and mess up the produce section. It is a decent place to buy stuff in bulk.

Therapist1: All we get is WinCo employees.
Therapist2: I have had 7 different WinCo workers come in this week.
Therapist1: Those poor sods.

WinCo Hippie

The worst,smelling of patchouli and butthole.
Will be quick to offer you their favorite bulk nut. And pressure into a cruelty free product which you have no interest either way. Wearing leather sandals and reading glasses to adjust for dramatic effect. "Did you know"

I went to get some mangoes today and this WinCo hippie would not stop telling me about cashews and how there's a crisis