Wing Finger

The finger(s) one uses to manage his phone/pda when eating wings. Usually the ring or pinkie finger.

Randy: Hey, what you doin there Ted?

Ted: Oh just using the wing finger bc my hands are covered in sauce.

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Wing Finger

To finger-bang a female, after having previously eaten wings. Generally, the best practice is to refrain from washing the hands, as to maintain a proper amount of residual wing sauce.

After a night at the bar, Jimmy took Alice home and wing fingered her in an attempt at foreplay. Alice noted a strange burning sensation in her genitals, but said nothing in fear that Jimmy would suspect an STD.

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x wing fingering

A superior form of fingering. Take the middle finger and cross it over the index finger forming an "x". Maneuver them straight down her trench and skim the surface. The target area is only two inches wide. It's a small thermal haven, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should cause an explosion. Only a precise hit will set off a chain reaction! Only those strong in the force are able to acquire their target.

Mo: "I was Red Five last night."
Lo: "Aw yeah! X wing fingering - did she scream 'Stay on Target!' ?"

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Hershey's wing fingers

The Hershey’s wing fingers are when you stick one or more fingers, not including thumbs, up yours or someone else’s butthole and immediately suck the poop off your fingers as if it is wing sauce residue.

Last night Tommy straight up did the Hershey's wing fingers to Dave’s dad.