Winking Wookie

1. A native to Kashyyyk in the act of opening and closing his/her eye deliberately.

2. A term used to describe the horrifying image of being brown-eyed by someone with an exceptionally hairy backside. Technically only a "winking wookie" when the perpertrator tightens and releases their sphincter in the process of the act.

Jesse: Hey guys, have you seen my winking wookie?
Daniel: No, what's a winking wookie?
Jesse: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I haven't introduced you.
Bends over and reveals

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