wiscotti

Game-time snacks and appetizers. (Originally, a delicious twice-baked confection, studded with cranberries after the Italian fashion. Hard as a slab of the Frozen Tundra, it was intended as an accompaniment to, and often dunked in, a mug of beer.)

Why don't you come over for the game? We'll have plenty of beer and the usual Wiscotti ...

Biscotti Wiscotti

A bar of stool shaped like a ladyfinger

Jerome: I just dropped a massive shit cake at the toilet.
Ruediger: Cool! Were there some Biscotti Wiscotti in it?
Jerome: Always