Wisenhymen

1) A female who makes sarcastic and/or wisecrack comments.

2) A lewd, perverted, yet witty term used to jestingly refer to somebody as a "wisenheimer", but putting in "hymen" as opposed to "heimer".

Drew - "Are you hungry?"
Stacy - "Yes, I am."
Drew - "What are you hungry for?"
Stacy - "Food."
Drew - "Ah, a wisenhymen, huh?"