a shopping platform where you *may* receive a picture of the item you wish you had bought all at a very reasonable price after 10 weeks of shipping.
hey, check this amazing picture of a remote control car I got off wish.com after ordering a remote control car and waiting 10 weeks to receive it from china
A Chinese-run shopping platform that sells incredibly cheap items, both price-wise and quality-wise. It is a junkyard for cheap generic crap that will probably break or malfunction within 2 days. Also uses the most economical shipping method so expect the crummy item to arrive in 2-4 months. The platform also uses very deceptive marketing techniques. For example they label some items as "free" under the condition of paying for shipping (in reality, they just disguised the real price of the item as the shipping free).
People tend to rationalize the inferior quality with the low price, but honestly you can find much better quality products on Aliexpress with the same low price.
My friend: Just bought these $2 pair of generic earbuds from wish.com but it sounded like crap and only lasted 2 days.
Me: Bro why are you using wish.com? Delete that shit and just use Aliexpress instead. With Aliexpress you are getting access to a wider variety and selection of items which includes high quality items from well-established Chinese brands. They are also crazy cheap too!
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A wonderful place where you spend a shit ton of money on a shit ton of stuff
"I love this brick of gold, but it is so expensive." Tracey whined. "Then go to Wish.com, you can buy the same brick for like a dollar, plus shipping!" Lacey said. "Oh oof, you're right!" Tracey exclaims, buying 100 blocks of gold for one dollar each, plus shipping.
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When you are very keen to go on a blind date but it turns out she was there for your money.
-Hey man, how was your blind date? Did you dick soak her?
"Nah fam, it turned out to be a wish.com girl"
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When you canβt get anyone to give you an actual blumpkin so you are forced to jerk off whilst taking a shit which is a cheap knock-off of a blumpkin, hence a wish.com blumpkin.
Shane couldnβt convince Keith to come over and give him a blumpkin, so he had to give himself a wish.com blumpkin.
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A guy named Joel Carmona who looks like Wish.com godzilla and likes to scream like him to
hey joel you look like Wish.com godzilla
dam why you do me like that