Wizzconsin Mudpie

The delightful act of simultaneously peeing, pooping, and blowing your homemade man juice on a hoe that you slightly dislike.

Tyrant: Bro I can’t wait to go home and slap my bag. I’m so stressed out after this week.

Big Easy: Dude I’m stressed too. I might hit up one of my exes and give her a Wizzconsin Mudpie. I’m gonna make sure to eat Taco Bell and a shit ton of asparagus and garlic so my jack juice and poo poo smell like rotten slut.

Tyrant: Dude if you need assistance I can help you out. We can even go to Dunkin after to celebrate.

Big Easy: Pp