wodge

(n.)

An overlarge or ungainly slice or hunk of something, esp. food. From the Sylvia Plath novel "The Bell Jar." Believed to be derived from "wedge," n.

Hey Momma, serve me up another wodge of your delicious pecan pie!

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wodge

noun, a large armount. Like a wedge but rounder.

He showed me a big wodge of tenners.

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wodge

another name for the penis.

" god! his 'wodge' is huge ! "

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wodge

It's short for Vagina, pronounced as if you were a horny German exchange student.

Jah, I could love to touch her on her wodgina.

You want to touch her wodge?

Jah, very much. You care for sausage and beer now?

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wodge

verb. To dodge or avoid work.

I think I'll wodge that and let one of the lads do it.

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wodging

Actively avoiding work, whilst trying to look busy.

See also Wodge

John is wodging again!

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Wodge

An alternate enunciation for the act of taking charge of a post, typically used as an excuse to not attend an event.

I cannot go to grandpa's funeral. I got wodge.