Wokel

From woke + yokel: someone who thinks wokeness makes them sophisticated but is actually utterly clueless.

John told me traffic lights are sexist, he's such a wokel

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Wokel

Religious like fanatical person acting in a hateful way against anyone not on the current perceived social trend. To be immune from the realities of life and/or the real world around them. To use Racist, bigot or phoebe completely out of context as a weapon to stop communication.

Karen's accusation of racism has her perched to be the lead wokel at the march. The crowd of wokel's marched on the statue of Columbus scream save the turkeys.

Wokeling

A portmanteau of woke and weakling.

The perfect storm in a person's character where their weakness meets their wokeness, and any hope of getting their help to meet an important client deadline is lost.

"Josh has called in sick, says he's not feeling aligned today, he's going to make a green tea and take himself back to bed."

"Wokeling"

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