Wolfenlunafest

Celebrated on the three days of the full moon of July. the first day: You must bury a bone or antler from venison that you have eaten. And stand over it howl for exactly 20 minutes from the depth of your soul... the second day you will find small gifts around your home under the couch and around your shoes and other obvious places a wolf would hide things .. if you are a dog owner the gifts are generally better than if you ate not. And the gifts are always k9 or wolf related..... on the third day you eat roast beef or new York strip steak even beef jerky will suffice in honor of all wolves and dogs everywhere. Again 3 day holiday for dog people first full moon in July every year. The most important part of the holiday is treating your dogs like wild wolves and kings of their domain for the days

Next July the whole family is celebrating Wolfenlunafest at the lake house so nobody can see how crazy we get.

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