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A blonde bishounen with large emerald eyes who is both a skilled swordsman and a wielder of fire. A Wolfram is extremely loyal and protective, always putting his fiance first and constantly putting his own life in danger without a second thought. He is extremely crazy possessive and will end anyone who tries to touch, look at, or even think about his man. Whenever he suspects foul play, he can be seen punishing his fiance with shouts of "wimp!" and "cheater!" along with mild physical abuse. Wolfram is also known for wearing a seductive pink nightgown to bed, the sight of which can turn any man gay.
Fiance: Hi! *smiles and waves at cute girl*
Wolfram: CHEATER!!! YOU WIMPY, ADULTEROUS LECH! HEAR ME, ALL PARTICLES WHO DWELL IN FIRE, OBEY THIS PROUD MAZOKU!
Fiance: *runs away in fear*
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To use Wolfram Research's Wolfram Alpha computational knowledge engine to find an answer to a question that can't be found using conventional search engines.
Wolfram Alpha debuted on the web in May 2009.
"If you can't find what you need by Googling, try to Wolframize your way to a solution... especially if it's an numerical or statistical question."
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(adj). The quality to solve a problem via WolframAlpha.com with little-to-no work required.
Broseph Stalin: Dude the homework is so long!
Bromo Sapien: Bro they're all wolframable! No sweat bro! Now hurry up and finish the webwork so we can crush some kegs.
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Go to WolframAlpha.com and ask it what it is.
Also, the only existence in the world that is able to divide by zero, other than Chuck Norris.
Q. What is Wolfram|Alpha?
A. I am a computational knowledge engine.
Q. 1 divided by zero!
A. Complex Infinity
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In EA's James Bond games, it's the closest weapon to the Walther PPK. Though flaws include an 8 round clip, to name the most notable.
Why the hell can't they just say PPK?!
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Naked ballet dancer with a fierce expression. The man makes Tyra Banks proud. It's like he's posing as a bird, with a tiger snarl. If anyone could be a bird and a tiger, it would be this man. We'd call him a Biger. He's the tits.
So I was in my room dancing naked, and I pulled a fierce Eric Wolfram pose. I was like a bird and a tiger at the same time.
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The name Kendra means: Destruction, Independence, and Intelligence. Wolfram is from a German Heritage and means strong and powerful. Kendra Wolfram means sex goddess and hella gorgeous. Kendra's are very athletic and like to shake their booty
Kendra's are also called Kenny.
Wolfram's tend to love spending money on luxurious items such as Range rovers, Diamonds, and Louis Viutton.
-''Kendra Wolfram is so sexy. She looks like sex!''
-''omg! is that Kendra Wolfram? I hear she has the nicest body?''
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