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woman rights

a joke

i put woman rights book in the fantasy section

by TheRealMufat November 18, 2021

19๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


womans rights

The ability to act like shameless crack whores and arrogant liberal bitches and call it equality.

Example of womans rights to choose
Man:"Can I help ya change that tire,mam?"
Woman:"Don't you think I'm capable of doing it myself?"
Man:*astonished*
Man:"Actually,no,seeing as how your 5'1",got the jack backwards and in the wrong place,and those lug nuts are rusted pretty good...;But go ahead prove me wrong."

Alternate Example:

Man:"Can I help ya change that tire,mam?"
Woman:"Don't you think I'm capable of doing it myself?"
Man:*astonished*
Man:"Listen here u dumbass cunt,I just got off work,am tired and dirty,but I stopped anyway to see if I could help;Apparently not so fuck you."*drops tire iron,leaves*

by CrowTard March 10, 2006

201๐Ÿ‘ 162๐Ÿ‘Ž


Woman's Rights

A non-existent idea created by blasphemous members of society.

Johnny: Hey Todd, you read the English homework about Woman's Rights?
Todd: What the fuck are those?

by _-double_penetration-_ January 18, 2009

93๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


womans rights

In the past it meant the right to hang around at home drinking laudanum while a man worked long hours at an unsafe job to give them everything they need. Nowadays the feminist definition is whatever will indulge the whim of the feminist shrieking it at you, the egalitarian definition it is that women have the right to be equally as miserable, unfulfilled and ignored as men.

Feminist definition of womans rights:
It is a woman's right to get/have/take (insert whim) because women shouldn't have to fear (pick something vaguely applicable from; being found attractive or unattractive by a man, having to defend their opinion/feelings with logic, having to do the work part of equal work for equal pay etc...)

Egalitarian definition of womans rights:
Fuck off, I've got no time for this sexist nonsense.

by ฮ‘ฮฉ December 17, 2016

18๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


womans rights

The worst idea ever conceived.

Women are incompetent.

by Susan B. Anthony August 12, 2005

197๐Ÿ‘ 178๐Ÿ‘Ž


Woman's Rights

A joke.

Hey, Frank, did you hear about woman's rights?
Thats a good joke!!!

by SexOffender4488889999 June 22, 2010

68๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž


Woman's rights

definition not available

"woman's rights"????????

by samijean May 13, 2020

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