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womb broom

A man's mustache.

Tug's womb broom always tickles my fancy when he's down south.

by regsixer September 8, 2011

69๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


womb broom

a mustache

I ate my girlfriend out and cleaned her uterus with my womb broom!

by JAMESDMITRI August 18, 2010

37๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


womb broom

A particularly thick, wiry moustache.

That bitch gave him crabs in his womb broom!

by Apathetic Care Bear January 29, 2005

86๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


womb broom

small, vertical strip of hair in middle of chin

my man's womb broom gave me a rash, so I Naired it in his sleep

by dana university January 22, 2004

77๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


womb broom

When I was growing up it was de rigueur for any testosterone overloaded black or arty heterosexual male to have a womb broom, for titillating the clits of their chosen lovers, and for fondling and stroking, as if in deep thought. I suspect that some did neither.

As related by his aunt thirty-one years after his uncle and aunt were married, to my son, who was about to get married, about his uncle's state standing at the altar: "Your uncle had this stiff long hair - she didn't say, womb broom - growing under his lower lip, and he was so nervous, as we stood at the altar, it was quivering," and, with a wry expression, she wiggled her extended fingers, and I interjected, "Like an anglerfish, attempting to attract some prey."

by Pa formerly known as Dad October 23, 2007

33๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


womb broom

An exceedingly long penis.

Charlie impaled Mary Ann with his 12-inch womb broom.

by sage January 19, 2003

25๐Ÿ‘ 261๐Ÿ‘Ž


Womb broom

small tuft of facial hair grown under the bottom lip. see also soul patch

the ladies love my womb broom

by captnphunky June 13, 2007

27๐Ÿ‘ 40๐Ÿ‘Ž