women be shopping

a phrase used to describe the strange/abnormal/inexplicable things women sometimes do.

Erick: Yo man my ex gf just texted me sayin she wanted to come over and shave my back hair and listen to me purr like a walrus then two minutes later she called me and told me to go fly a kite.

Mike: Oh son you knows women be shopping. Chall gotta forget that trick ass hoe.

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Women Be Shopping

1. The act of perusing and/or drooling over many men and then purchasing them without the intention of multiple uses.

2. Having multiple mens and continue to search and contract more.

Yo, you SEENT Quadreesha?!
She was all up on Malik and then she was over at Juan's shack but the night before she had been at Riverton's pad.
oh, and she be sluttin' it up, too.
yo, women be shopping!

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