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Wonker

The largest of the three size classifications of the human penis, the sizes, in order, going like this:
-Wonker
-Wanker
-Winker

Wow! John has a real Wonker.

by SizesDefined December 2, 2016

40πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Wonker

Someone who often acts {wonky} or {Wack} or whose style can also be described as such.

Friend 1: That guy is so wonky.
Friend 2: yeah he's such a wonker.

by Grim Reeker January 27, 2015

18πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Wonker

A name used for a friend or acquaintance who is being stupid, oafish or awkward

Stop being a wonker! Ryan

by Mib 001 December 19, 2003

116πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Wonker

A boy with a lefty dick who likes eating chocolate

Billy is a right wonker

by Yourmumanddad69 August 10, 2021


Wonker

A wog wanker.

Wonkers can be seen strutting around with his mobile phone to his ear pretending he is talking to someone and he usually talks loud to attract more attention. He does not work, drives a car with a noisy exhaust, usually a β€˜P’ plater, has no regard for the law, and thinks he is God’s gift to women.

by hodolee January 31, 2009

29πŸ‘ 33πŸ‘Ž


Wonker

A wonker is a man (more specifically a red head manly man with a viscious attitude) who considers the presence of nobody but himself and his wonkerness.

β€œLook at at wonker!”
β€œHis red hair is so divinely wonky!”

by Bohuslava April 3, 2021

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Wonker

A person who is outgoing,likes to have fun,likes chilling with fun people,does lots of stupid stuff for fun type of person.Often embarrases themself for fun.The type of person that people rememember(sticks out in the crowd).Aka the Crowd Pleaser!!

Jedd will do anything to make something fun.What a wonker!!

by *.*.* April 20, 2004

14πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž