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Wood chucking has nothing to do with what most people consider wood. Wood chucking is the well-known practice, used by average and bad sales representatives or lead generators, of submitting weak or outright false sales to management in a pathetic attempt to inflate their key metrics.
Wood, in this context, is the fake sale. Chucking is the act of submitting a fake sale, and a woodchucker is a no-talent assclown who will be fired the first moment I catch his sorry ass chucking wood.
Carl? He's just a wood chucking, mother fucker! He couldn't sell a fucking emergency blanket to a naked invalid dieing of hypothermia, he'll be fired in a week!
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Using exessive teeth on the chotch or penis
"She started wood chucking my junk, so I was forced to stab the bitch/ho"
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A girl who sucks a man's penis when it is hard and only when it is hard.
that girl gets around to all the guys in school, she is a major Wood Chuck.
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This is difficult to question answer. The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds. Due to the average size of a wood chuck and the general density of wood (not including cork) if a wood chuck could chuck wood it would probably get through about 6.573 pounds per day, assuming the wood chuck is functioning correctly.
Sawford: how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Hot naked babe:If the woodchucks name was Maurice, then it could chuck all the wood that it wants to. However, if its name is Frank, no chucking would be for it. *gets tits out*
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sawford dies
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If you're a fan of the Impossible Quiz by Splapp-Me-Do, then you'll know this already...
Question 9 in Demo: "how much would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Possible Answers: Quite a lot, Eleven, 74%, 20km
Actual Answer: Eleven!
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Can I have the amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
You had to be pretty bored to look this one up.
A woodchuck would chuck so much wood he wouldn't know how much wood he chucked.
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