wood wood

used to express excitment, especially in the Juggalo community, not to be confused with 'WOOT WOOT!'

"oh shit son! theres another helicopter! WOOD WOOD!!!"

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Wood Wood

Is something white boys say in prison meaning peckerwood. Usually in reference to a member of an Arian gang

Wood wood is In reference to seeing another member of their gang and yelling woow wood

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Wood on Wood

When knocking on wood doesn’t provide enough good luck for your situation, so you smack your dick (when erect) against the tree to ensure even more good luck.

Person 1: Yeah I think I did pretty good on that test, knock on wood

Person 2: idk dude, you better do wood on wood to make sure.

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wood on wood

When you are lonely, and cannot find a lover to caress your heavy package, you will find yourself laying your sack of gold, on the corner of a desk, or wooden surface.

As Jerry realized he would never find a lover, he did some good old fashioned wood on wood.

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no wood on our wood

If you have a penis you cannot dance on the bar.

Male Rando: Can I get up there?

Employee: Sorry, no wood on our wood.