Wooden Sofa

Occurs when your animal urinates or defecates an extreme amount on your couch cushions that they acquire the feeling of a "wooden sofa" and are gross.

Man 1- "Hey dude, lemme' sleep on that couch for the night

Man 2- "No don't do that, it's a wooden sofa"

Man 1- "Faggot dogs"

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