Woodvale

Another stupid theory Swifties made up about the Taylor Swift's third sister album of folklore, called "woodvale".

After the release of "folklore", people zoomed into the pictures of the photoshoots and found "woodvale" written in the top right corners. Before "evermore" (the actual sister album), there was woodvale.

Swiftie 1: remember woodvale?
Swiftie 2: yeah we were seriously clowning. it was probably just a mock up title for folklore.
Swiftie 1: fr

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Woodvale

A shitty suburb north of Perth full of eshays and skanks, bunch of methhead mothers who raised them and a shitty high school in the bumfuck middle of it. filled with grown men and women who grew up in the suburb went to the highschool had a whole family and stayed there and never outgrew their boring fucking lives and instead decided to procreate and make more fucking woodvalians or whatever u call those gross creatures

“Wow, did you see that methhead?”
“Gotta be from woodvale…”

Woodvale

A suburb in northern Perth, WA
Once you move to Woodvale, you never go back. Filled with what can be called generations of pommy white trash who attented Woodvale Secondary College and then followed by their offspring. Nothing happens in Woodvale, except for heroin abusing mothers and nicotine feining children.

P1 “What school do you go to?”
P2 “Woodvale”
*Blocked*

woodvale

A northen suburb in Perth W.A that is the home to nearly all woodvalins, a try hard , slutty , derro school and full of chavs. not safe to walk around at night in palmpark(especialy) cus youll get chumped by the abc crew !

"omg, look at all those derro try hard slutts, we must be in WOODVALE"

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