Woofty

A punch to the face that renders a man to sleep.

I’m gonna land a big woofty and send you for a kip.

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Woofty

street name of ketamine

hey mate, can i have a little bump of woofty?

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Woofty

Someone who is homosexual ( usually a man ). Best used in Fonejacker by Terry Tibbs.

mike: peter is such a woofty

joe: true that, true that!

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wooftie

A top class, quality feeling you get after you do something that is extrodinary.

You've just scored either on or off the pitch. In a show of excitement you shout 'WOOFTIE' at the top of your voice, whilst raising your right hand up in an arcing motion.

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woofty

person who is a homosexuale

pete duggan

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Wooftie woof

A nice dog.

Look at that wooftie woof that looks nice.

Woofty Scoofty

Pulling the wool over one's eyes
The old switcheroo
Zigging instead of zagging, or vice versa

I thought that prick was gonna take care of this piece of business for me. You gave me the old woofty scoofty ya prick ya!

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