Work-Fuck

wərk-fək
Verb: To deliberately destroy someone and their morale by means of subjecting them to menial tasks until they're but a ghost in a shell devoid of any higher level thinking for fear of further administrative punishment.

Worker: My Boss work-fucked and now I'm stuck in the office all weekend.

Boss: I will work-fuck you until your Soul Evaporates! (cracked.com)

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Work Fuck Buddy

A work fuck buddy is a business colleague who you engage in hot, work related sex when you both attending corporate events such as trade shows and conferences. Generally, both parties have no relationship outside of work functions and save the fun for conferences. A work fuck buddy is there to engage, motivate, and reward with the intent of delivering maximum ROI.

I am so excited to attend PC World in Vegas, my work fuck buddy Joe is going to be there, so that makes it all good. Taking one for the company!

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Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work

A stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work that you just wasted your time, money and effort on.

Physical Examples include:
-Computers
-Iphones
-TV's
-Basically every electronic known to man

"God damnit this stupid piece of shit doesn't even fucking work!"
"Why the fuck is this shit not working?!"
"Stupid piece of shit!"
"Doesn't even fucking work..."
"Stupid piece of shit that doesn't even fucking work!"

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Work like fuck

When the only option is to work really hard to get a job done.

John: "Have you done that report? It's due today."
Ash: "I haven't started it. I don't think I can get it done today."
John: "What if you work like fuck?"
Ash: "If I work like fuck, I can get it done."