worksturbate

To work all by yourself.

Poor guy, he has to worksturbate today.

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worksturbation

getting off on useless work in order to look or sound important

I'm watching my co-workers act important over a bunch of meaningless tasks during their daily worksturbation session.

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Worksturbation

1. When people masturbate while fantasizing about their workplace/office hence receiving an orgasm.

2. When you jerk off thinking about the work you are buried in, you Worksturbate.

1. Worksturbation will ruin your personal life. Hence doctors advise masturbation.

2. At work, Jack is a work-o-holic. At home Jack is a "worksturbator"

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