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A professional twist on the Friendzone which many males sadly fall in to, it is when a girl rejects you due to working with her. Being workzoned can be heartbreaking as it potentially takes away one of the positives of your job.
Toby: Hey man, did you finally ask out Grace?
Scotty: Yeah bro, she said no because we work together and that'd make it weird.
Toby: Gutted man, you got workzoned!
Much like the 'friendzone', the Workzone consists of two people unable to have a sexual encounter without an endless future of awkwardness awaiting you. This is due to the fact that they are employed at the same establishment.
Did I tell you? There's this crazy hot new girl at my job. Hope she doesn't plan on being here long I don't want to end up in the workzone.
A driver of a mega-fleet truck incapable of maintaining the speed limit on an open road who will often be seen maintaining their maximum speed through construction zones in an attempt to pass and makeup time.
That Werner driver sure is a workzone super trucker. Look at him go!
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When you won't acknowledge the person you've supposedly been in a long-term romantic relationship with as anything but a coworker.
Howard Stern: "You fell in love on a movie set."
Harry Styles: "I had a wonderful experience being directed by Olivia."
Everyone: "He just workzoned her!"
This is when you get home from work in the mid afternoon and you find your girlfriend is asleep. But it’s a trick, she is not asleep and actually wants anal but you’re gonna do it her way.
She grabs the icy hot and rims her entire ass then you know the drill so you hit your dick and balls too. While the spice is kicking in the key is to dip your balls in and out of her ass to get things going and now it’s time to start the fire. You slam it in and out of her ass until the windows fog up from the icy turning to hot and your Workzone is on fucking fire. You know if you’ve done your job when she tells you she hasn’t shit right in weeks.
“Hey Jenny, I know I’ve settled down with Jimmy but I’m still a total fucking whore at heart. Every girl needs a little anal. Remember the time you let Matt put it in your ass in a basement after getting smashed on dollar beer night? I’m still jealous so I’m gonna Pepper the Workzone With Jimmy tonight.”
“Last time you did that you shit blood for 3 days!”