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A portmanteau of yeet and uterus.
A funny way of saying hysterectomy (surgical removal of the uterus) with or without removal of ovaries.
People have a yeeterus due to cancer, endometriosis, uncontrolled bleeding, gender affirmation surgery, etc.
Suzie had a yeeterus done yesterday.
Mike is fundraising to pay for a gender affirming yeeterus.
"I finally had a yeeterus done. I'm no longer in constant pain."
People with a uterus often have to fight to have it removed, even when they are in severe pain, have had multiple procedures to "save their ability to have children," and have seen multiple doctors at various hospitals, only to be told, "No," because you are "not a parent, yet." YEETERUS is the day a person with a uterus finally wins the battle and gets their hysterectomy.
I never wanted kids, and I have been asking for a hysterectomy since I was 18 years old. I am now 41, with many uterine complications and severe, daily pain. I have been approved for a hysterectomy by the old, conservative club of doctors who prevent women from making their own bodily choice. Happy YEETERUS!