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Yahudi

Yahudi (yəhōdē) (Ihudae, Jahudae) (spelling uncertain) cf. INRI

The tribe of Judah
The Jewish People
of or pertaining to Jews

The given name of a common household sprite.
A miserly pinch-penny sprite, the keeper of the lamp.
Yahudi now lives in the refrigerator.
His purpose is to save electricity and wear and tear on the appliance bulb.
When you open the refrigerator door he reluctantly turns on the light.
When you close the refrigerator door he quickly turns it off again.
If you open the door very, very, slowly, you just might catch him asleep.

In olden times Yahudi blew out the candles. (a draught)
Beeswax candles were always expensive.

Yahudi is sometimes blamed for other inexplicable occurrences about the house.

Submitted in fond memory of my Polish uncles.

The old refrigerator still runs but Yahudi is out.
It might not be the bulb. It might be Yahudi.

by The Twentieth Man March 8, 2012

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Yahudi

Yahudi is the persian word for Jew.
It's used as a bad word. Like cocksucker.

Why are you beating that poor man? He isn't a yahudi !

I was eating cake before dinner. My grandmother called me a yahudi.

by Jeff Pedson the G January 13, 2009

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Yahudi

Yahudi is a terms for malay to express something that's not good in offensive way

Pubg Mobile game Yahudi la babi, baik jangan main. Lebih baik main game freefire anti haram

by Aoakaokwwowk March 22, 2021

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yahudi price

"yahudi price" is a slang given to an item being sold online at an exorbitant price because of shortages in the market due to low supply or supply snagged up by scalpers and their bots. This phrase is typically used by Malaysians from a local IT forum and has been mentioned when it comes to sellers selling graphics cards and console devices

I have an extra RTX3060 ti graphics card I'm not using so, I couldn't help but sell it at yahudi prices on the forum

by BubuKittyFrack March 19, 2021

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