Yard gnomed

To be thrown under the bus to such you are standing there looking like a yard gnome.

To be thrown under a bus.

to be stopped in your tracks with information

What the fuck, comes to mind.

Charles got yard gnomed, when his buddy suggested to his boss that Charles work on Saturday.

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Yard Gnome

A member of the Fire Department whose only apparent job is to stand in the front yard of the scene with arms crossed, otherwise not doing a damn thing.

I had to drag the hose around the Yard Gnome on my way into the house fire.

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A Dirty Yard Gnome

A sexual act involving a yard gnome used as both a vaginal and anal dildo. Usually used while a girl is on her period, but to give a true dirty yard gnome the woman has to also have a case of diarrhea.

Guy 1: Man, my girlfriend is into some freaky things.

Guy 2: That's not a bad thing right?

Guy1: Normally no, but this chick asked for a Dirty Yard Gnome.

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yard gnome

Passive or lazy person smoking a pipe but otherwise doing nothing.

Chris said he won't help sweep the shop because "he makes too much dust". He'd rather just smoke his pipe and stand around. What a yard gnome.

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