yi li

yi li #1- a rotund asian (AZN) who writes poetry and smells of hemlock.
yi li #2 - a person who breaks lava lamps, waits for the wax to cool on the floor, and then exits - leaving another to clean the mess
yi li #3 - a person who wears white pants and slips in dog poop. Refusing to wash or discard said pants, he keeps them hidden in a laundry bag until the smell returns 3 months later
yi li #4 - one who is frequently injured while participating in any sport - injury typically occurs during practice, though exceptions are expected.
yi li #5- one who was born in China, moved to cambridge, followed by a move simultaneously to Chicago and South Carolina, then to Milton MA, finally settling in Queens NYC.

"Yi Li is one poetic AZN"

"Yi Li? I've been calling him Li Li all week..."

"Why is that asian kid playing football and lacross?" "Oh, that's Yi Li. Don't worry - he won't play long"

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Li Yi

Despite her sickening eyes , mad laughter and stubbornness. She’s unbelievably sweet, caring, cute and so so beautiful even when she thinks otherwise.

Intelligent, unpredictable and downright fucking insane with a sexy personality.

A smile you’ll never get enough of.

She’s all you’ll ever want or need. You’d be damn lucky to have her.

"Dude, who was that?"

"Li Yi. Yeah, she's incredible, it’s so sickening."

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