A man, wearing a baseball cap, on a video conference, while explaining why things that don’t matter matter.
I just had a yocum when I was trying to get work done
(n.) to be late; unfashionably late
Jonathan: "Where's Hannah?"
Melanie: "I'm not sure. She said she'd be here at 6:30.."
Chris: "She's pulling a Yocum."
1.derogatory term for an especially black person.
2.derogatory term for mixed black person (not as common).
anything and everything can be a yocum
it can be any thing you want
That yocum, this yocum,
Josh Gaines is a yocum.
Jordan Makenzie Yocum. The definition of everything you'velse been looking for, yet you just didn't know it. Her imperfections piece together to create the most close to perfect human being. She's an absolute dork, super weird, she's hilarious(shmashmehsmheh), she's could make you smile in your darkest days. She's absolutely stunning, I mean drop dead gorgeous, the first day you'll see her, you won't want it to be your last, she's anot absolute gem. She's absolutely amazing, she's absolutely amazing, she isn't anyone else but herself. I love her.
Dude#1: so dude, I met this girl right, she's a beaut, she's everythingoing you could imagine, but one katrillion times more.
Dude#2: Dipshit, how do you not know this. She's obviously a Jordan Makenzie Yocum