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An individual who overuses the term coined by YMCMB recording artist Drake 'YOLO,' which stands for 'You Only Live Once.'
Guy 1: "Aye cuhh, I'm bout to make some ramen noodles. YOLO!"
Guy 1: "Bruh, I gotta go get the mail. YOLO!"
Guy 1: "The heel of my foot itches like crazy. YOLO!"
Guy 1: "Damn, ain't no more AriZona?? YOLO!"
Guy 2: "Nigga stop being such a YOLOsexual"
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Somebody who takes sexual opportunities that appeal to them as if "you only live once".
Woman 1 "I've never made out with 2 guys in one day before. And it felt really good and I dont care what anybody thinks and who knows when I'll ever feel that way again so I went for it!".
Woman 2 "That's awesome. You're such a YOLOsexual".
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A person that has the propensity to use the acronym Y.O.L.O. (You Only Live Once) in irrelevant situations as a subconscious attempt to feel either cool, hip, younger or more attractive. Although some believe that the latter is not always true, other theorize that individuals who use the cliche phrase constantly have a deviant obsession with it to the point of fetishism. Hence the condition, Yolosexuality.
Michael: Dude, I'm thinking about getting pasta for dinner tonight but I'm not sure yet.
Tim: Go for it Mike. YOLO!
Michael: Bro, you gotta chill. I'm starting to think you might be a yolosexual
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Often a bunch of stupid pillacks, yolosexual persons love nothing apart from their stupidity, they often do dangerous and overall stupid things, and scream yolo at the top of their voices whenever they commit these feets of stupidity, stay away from these people and their load of bollocks.
Yolosexual: I'm gonna jump off this tree cause I'm an idiot
Spectators: …jesus christ…not again…
Yolosexual: YOLO!!!!
*Crashes on ground*
spectators: dont call the ambulance, they wont give a sh*t, He's yolosexuall
Anonymous: thats one less stupid pillack in this town
Everybody: YAY!!!!!!
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