yoniferous

of or pertaining to the magical power of a modern day pimp still living in Paris, Dr. Yoniferous.

The Deacon of Parisian Cool, bringer of punani to visiting quasi diplomats, a living legend in the streets of the city of love.

Oh merde, look at the fish nets on that bomb ass babe staying in the Hotel Costes. Yeah, she's yoniferous, fly ass coochie.

That's some bonifide yoniferous clam baby.