Yospooge

The spurt of yogurt that flies out when pulling the foil top off a Yoplait yogurt. Without adequate protection, it is common to end up a creamy load of Yospooge on your hand, clothing or even your face.

At lunch today, I forgot to cover my Yoplait yogurt container with a napkin before pulling off the foil top. I wound up with Yospooge running down my cheek!