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zoinkers means
1. to go wild, crazy, nuts. (synonyms - bonkers)
2. exclamation for shock. (synonyms - OMG!!)
3. being suprised for something which is annoying (synonyms - arghhh)
4. replacement for dammit (synonyms - dang)
1. oh noes, theres still so many things left to do!! im going zoinkers!!
2. zoinkers!!!! he ate the whole apple in one bite!!!
3. zoinkers... hes always bein' so emo..
4. zoinkers! i lost to him in soccer! dang..
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to go out of your mind over something. a comic book or video game dork would use this type of terminology. or, u can just shout it out to describe how u feel. ex. shout out at a random time "ZOINKERS!"
this girl is making me fucking go zoinkers today!!!
man, level 9 on this video game is making me go zoinkers!
ZOINKERS!
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A Slang Word for a tit, titties, jugs, or mommy milkers. Created by us pabes.
Damn pabe, you got some nice ass zoinkers
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Something so messed up it doesn’t even matter. Derogatory term
Let’s go to the zoinker house.
Who cares, the zoinkers live here.
The act of Smoking weed, and becomes so Zoinked that you smoke catnip believing it to be weed.
Jason: How was the party last night?
Josiah: I did fine, but Jose get Zoinkered
Jose: You said you wouldn't tell anyone, what the fuck man now Rick's gonna find out about the Catnip!
A goal that seems valuable/important but that actually distracts from your mission.
ZOINKERS will do whatever it takes to get onto your priority list!
Their favourite tactics are to distract people with FOMO (fear of missing out) or to dazzle people with the brilliance of the idea so that they forget to consider the Zoinker's relevance.
ZOINKERS are most vulnerable when they are infants (still in the "great idea" stage). Once they make it onto a priority list, they feed on resources and grow strong very quickly.
The easiest way to kill a ZOINKER is to feed it some strong MISSION while it is an infant. Once it becomes an adult, the easiest way to kill it is to starve it of resources. You can also delegate it to an incompetent person - but that's cruel. :)
Joe came up with a real zoinker at the team meeting.