A nickname for someone for whom you feel very intense affection; pertaining to, the ultimate partner.
Also used as: Zoofy
Oh my incredible zoof, I'm so lucky." and "You're my zoof, always and forever
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A zoof is someone who has absolutley no understanding of the world around them; ignorant; completly clueless
Jack is the biggest zoof on the planet.
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The action of Zoofing is the male opposite of a queef, sucking items into the tip of a penis or foreskin.
Tommy Zoofed a box of Froot Loops so when he sneezes they come flying out of his foreskin like a shotgun blast.
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when you dash but hit a wall when you're dashing
"I just ended up zoofing in Meat Boy."
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To screw up a simple daily activity so badly resulting in extreme embarrassment and even possible thoughts of suicide.
I zoofed it when I took such a bad golf swing at the range, that the head of the driver breaks off outflew the ball.
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Zoof is a person whoβs extremely annoying but they donβt stop due to how hilarious theyβre finding themselves.
βStop spamming with shrek memes you little zoofβ