A nickname for someone for whom you feel very intense affection; pertaining to, the ultimate partner.
Also used as: Zoofy
Oh my incredible zoof, I'm so lucky." and "You're my zoof, always and forever
A zoof is someone who has absolutley no understanding of the world around them; ignorant; completly clueless
Jack is the biggest zoof on the planet.
The action of Zoofing is the male opposite of a queef, sucking items into the tip of a penis or foreskin.
Tommy Zoofed a box of Froot Loops so when he sneezes they come flying out of his foreskin like a shotgun blast.
when you dash but hit a wall when you're dashing
"I just ended up zoofing in Meat Boy."
To screw up a simple daily activity so badly resulting in extreme embarrassment and even possible thoughts of suicide.
I zoofed it when I took such a bad golf swing at the range, that the head of the driver breaks off outflew the ball.
Zoof is a person who’s extremely annoying but they don’t stop due to how hilarious they’re finding themselves.
“Stop spamming with shrek memes you little zoof”