Zabooger

a piece of dry skin misknown as dried snot or whatever that is found very close to outside the nose

bully 1: Hahahahaha he has snot in his nose!!! everyone point and laugh and this bastardly buffoon
buly 2: haha what a freaking bozo lmao

zabooger person: It's not snot! its just a zabooger, so do not worry pls
bully 1 & 2: ok we understand