Zalatoris

Tossing a chicks salad while simultaneously stimulating her clitoris

Damn e... you zalatorised the shit out of her!

Zalatoris

In golf, when you make a terrible read on a putt, but simultaneously hit the putt so bad that it goes on the correct line and goes in the hole. A reference to pro golfer Will Zalatoris.

I didn’t want that putt to follow that line, it was just a Zalatoris.

I’m not actually putting well today, I’ve just been Zalatorising so far.